Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in lolis, for that is where you and I are going to expend the rest of our cummies. And remember my friend... Loli events such as these will affect lolis. You are interested in the erotic, the lewd, obscene; that is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that fateful night. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived this ribald ordeal. The hip-thrusting, the sex positions... my friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent.