>be Luke
>"I am a Jedi like my father before me"
>master the way of the Jedi
>pass your teachings on to a new generation of Jedi
>have your emo nephew slaughter your students because a giant reptilian burn victim manipulated him
>go into hiding for the embarrassment and to honor your fallen prodigies
>30 years later
>have the millennium falcon land on your private island
>expect a friendly and heartfelt reunion with your sister and best friend
>have some whiney crying Mary sue bitch show up on your doorstep holding your old lightsaber
>says she wants to be a Jedi
>"it's time for the Jedi to end"