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>Begins with Deadpool digging up Wolverine's Adamantium skeleton and using it to fight off the TVA.
>Flashback to Deadpool using Cable's time travel device to go to MCU and ask to join the Avengers. Happy Hogan turns him down.
>Wade has broken up with Vanessa. He feels like a failure and has quit being Deadpool to work as a car salesman.
>Wade gets captured by the TVA during his birthday party and introduced to Paradox, who explains that his universe is dying because it's anchor entity Wolverine has died.
>Paradox has developed a time ripper device to insta-kill universes, and wants Wade to help him test it in exchange for sending Wade to the MCU like he wanted.
>Wade refuses to leave his friends to die, steals a TVA universe-hopping device and sets out to find a replacement Wolverine.
>After going through several options (Patch, Old Man Logan, hairy manlet Logan, Henry Cavill Logan, crucified Logan, brown-and-orange suit Logan about to fight the Hulk) he lands on Punished Logan and takes him back.
>Paradox reveals this Logan is a fuck-up who failed to save his X-Men because he was off getting drunk, and tosses Wade and Logan into the Void.
>Logan and Wade fight, then get approached by Chris Evans as Johnny Storm (Wade initially thinks it's Captain America) before being captured by the Marauders. Logan slices Sabretooth's head off, Pyro prevents Johnny from flaming on.
>They are taken to Cassandra Nova, who rules the Void. Wade tells her some nasty stuff Johnny said about her. Nova kills Johnny and summons time-eating monster Alioth to eat Wade and Logan, but they manage to escape.
>Wade and Logan run into Samurai Deadpool (no scars) and Dogpool, and instructs them to seek out the Resistance in the borderleands.
>Wade and Logan steal a car and reach the borderlands, where they get into another fight before meeting the Resistance led by Laura/X-23 and formed by Wesley Snipes as Blade, Jennifer Garner as Elektra and Channing Tatum as Gambit.
>Turns out Paradox put Nova in charge of the Void on the condition she prevents anyone from escaping. He wants to take over the TVA and feels like insta-killing irrelevant universes will consolidated his power.
>The heroes formulate a plan to use Juggernaut's helmet to block Nova's telepathy. During the raid on Nova's fortress, Gambit, Blade and Elektra all die.
>Wade and Logan manage to disable Nova, and find out the TVA tossed her into the Void as a baby because she was too dangerous. Logan assures Nova that Charles would have loved her and lets her touch his mind to see it's true.
>Nova does a face turn and opens a portal with her Infinity Sling to let Wade and Logan return to Wade's universe. Pyro, who was a TVA mole, says she broke her deal with Paradox and shoots her, but Nova survives and summons Alioth to eat everybody.
>Wade and Logan make it back, but Nova follows them. She decides to use the time ripper to send all universes into the Void, and summons an army of Deadpool variants to help her. Wade and Logan fight them all off (this is when Logan wears his mask).
>Wade and Logan save the universe, while Nova is disintegrated by the time ripper. Hunter B-15 from the Loki series arrives to arrest Paradox on Loki's orders, and allows Logan to stay on Wade's Earth, as well as bringing Laura there as well.
>Movie ends with Logan and Laura partying with Wade and his friends, and Logan encouraging Wade to reunite with Vanessa.
>Mid-credits is a series of BTS videos of the making of the Fox Marvel movies, including the X-Men and Fantastic Four movies (even Fant4stic). It's a homage/sendoff to the Fox-Verse.
>Post-credits is Wade at the TVA pulling up the footage of Johnny shit-talking Nova (early on it's implied Wade lied about him having said it).