Minami Yume: What?
Asanaka Yomogi: Well, actually...
Minami Yume: Mm-hm.
Asanaka Yomogi: Um, she's been talking about something in the living room. Been keeping her voice low all the time.
Minami Yume: That, huh...
Asanaka Yomogi: What's that?
Minami Yume: The Universal Foundational Harmony Breathing.
Asanaka Yomogi: U-universal... foundation... W-what?
Minami Yume: Universal Foundational Harmony Breathing. We control our breathing to purify our souls, ridding ourselves of the impurities of society...
Asanaka Yomogi: S-sorry, just hold it right there. This sounds like some complicated talk... right? It's like...
Minami Yume: No, it's not complicated or anything.
Asanaka Yomogi: Really?
Minami Yume: We absorb the happy-cosmonium in the air into our bodies, forming connections between us children of the universe and the divine cosmic beings--
Asanaka Yomogi: Wait wait waaait a second. Don't just go on like that -- it's too sudden.
Minami Yume: Want me to go a little slower?
Asanaka Yomogi: You're kinda scary when you talk quickly, so... It'd be nice if you explain it slowly, yeah.
Minami Yume: Eternal love, eternal harmony... Amid the fluctuations of Mother Nature...
Asanaka Yomogi: Y-you can stop now. I got the message already.
Minami Yume: You do?
Asanaka Yomogi: Y-yes.
Minami Yume: My mom just started doing it five years back, I think. Had me do it at first, too, but then that stopped pretty quickly.
Asanaka Yomogi: Huh...
Minami Yume: It's not some weird thing, by the way -- didn't get scammed out of her money, no strange people inviting her over and stuff.
Asanaka Yomogi: Hmm...
Minami Yume: I don't know if it's thanks to that or what, but lately she's been able to go to work normally. It might look weird to some people, but if it makes her life easier, then I think it's alright. She's perfectly nice when it's just me and her, too.
Asanaka Yomogi: I see.
Minami Yume: Oh, but... my mom and dad haven't been talking much. Whenever they do, it always turns into arguments.
Asanaka Yomogi: Sounds rough.
Minami Yume: Not really. The divine cosmic beings will purify us of the sufferings of the current life, and lead us on the path of enlightenment, after all.
Asanaka Yomogi: Divine cosmic... Right...
Minami Yume: Just kidding.
Asanaka Yomogi: Huh!?
Minami Yume: Heh...
Asanaka Yomogi: Huh!? Which part to which part!?
Minami Yume: Heh heh...
Asanaka Yomogi: You're pretty good at this, Minami-san.
Minami Yume: It's not like I say these kinda things to just anybody, you know.
Asanaka Yomogi: Okay...
Minami Yume: You alright there?
Asanaka Yomogi: About what?
Minami Yume: Your face... isn't it turning red?
Asanaka Yomogi: Huh? My cold's all good now, though...