>Utsumi Shou: Ehh... (That was freakin' scary! The hell's going on!? It's totally shady, isn't it!? Being invited to a café out of the blue? Oh, man... How'd I not notice this earlier!?)
>Shinjo Akane: Utsumi-kun, Utsumu-kun~~
>Utsumi Shou: Yes...?
>Shinjo Akane: Just kidding~~
>Utsumi Shou: ...Huh?
>Shinjo Akane: Did I fool ya? Hey, did you really fool ya?
>Utsumi Shou: Huh... huh?
>Shinjo Akane: 'Twas just a prank, baby!
>Utsumi Shou: Gah... ha ha... Oh c'mon, really!? That was driving me crazy!
>Shinjo Akane: You really bought my act, huh?
>Utsumi Shou: Uh, well, your acting was pretty damn good, so...
>Shinjo Akane: I mean, no one's gonna buy a ton of daily necessity goods from high schoolers, right?
>Utsumi Shou: Oh, please, gimme a break...
>Shinjo Akane: Heh heh heh...
>Utsumi Shou: Just look at me! I'm sweatin' real bad, you know...
>Shinjo Akane: Ew, gross~~
>Utsumi Shou: Hey, gross is a bit--
>Shinjo Akane: Sorry, sorry! Ha ha ha... Just kidding! Here, Utsumi-kun, this is what I actually wanted to show to you!
*thump*
>Utsumi Shou: ...Yes?
>Shinjo Akane: So this is a jar made of a kind of space ore called happy-cosmonium, you see... With this special jar as a medium, we can meet with a divine cosmic being and establish a connection to the children of the universe itself, and our daily prayers will purify our troubled present times--
>Utsumi Shou: Ah, OK, OK, OK. Got it. This is going in another weird direction, isn't it?
>Shinjo Akane: Just kidding~~
>Utsumi Shou: *panting* Oh, c'mon!
>Shinjo Akane: Ha ha ha ha ha!
>Utsumi Shou: Oh, stop it already... But seriously, you're good! Really good at this!
>Shinjo Akane: Nah, you're just easy to fool!
>Utsumi Shou: Ow, I actually felt that...
>Shinjo Akane: What's even a happy-cosmonium? Doesn't that sound totally bogus?
>Utsumi Shou: I should be the one asking that!