>Captain:
"The ever-righteous Captain", "the brave and fearless Captain", "the nigh-invincible Captain"...Even my mechanical ears demand maintenance after listening to so many compliments from members of the Fatui. Don't you think that possessing absolute righteousness is actually a latent danger? And that's without taking his great personal strength into account.
>Damselette:
Let me ask: what should you do if you were to encounter a "damsel" who is oblivious and innocent at any given time, and unconcerned and unfeeling in any situation? If it were me, I could at least challenge her to a fight. But if it were you...with you conscience, I would stay away.
>Knave:
A wolf in sheep's clothing. To exert a higher level of control over people, she puts on a graceful and cordial front. Most of those who have seen her true, crazy self...have gone *poof*.
>Rooster:
Only someone as dense as Childe would think the Rooster is looking after him and his family out of the goodness of his heart. Although the mayor has indeed done things for their benefit, anyone with a brain would be able to tell that the underlying meaning is "your entire family is in my hands".
>Marionette:
She has a terrible personality and cares for nothing outside of her own research. But even with that amount of dedication, she still produced a copious amount of garbage, and could only secure a ranking that's still one whole place beneath my own. How pitiful.
>Childe:
He's simple of mind and not that strong of body. Naming him to the lowest-ranked seat lowered the Haebingers' collective prestige. Thankfully, i'm no longer part of that group.
>Fair Lady:
Notihng remained in her ashes. I have no interest in those who have lost their future.